Writing with the gremlin gang when in their "trouble" mood.
Write ten minutes, run through house chasing one ruler breaker to redirect them from what they're doing.
Write ten more minutes, rush through house after another deviant.
Write possibly 30 minutes, run through house saying, "Would you stop it and let me write," as another demon child breaks the same rule after the other and you redirect all to the living room with an order to "go lay down."
Write another ten minutes, stumble after and block original deviant who thinks nitpicking daddy and getting him to growl at you is entirely loads of fun.
Threaten with massive amounts of time out to ALL deviants now regardless of who is and isn't the rule breaker.
Because threats work. Not at all, but you release pent up frustration when you stand up and they all scatter.
It's a conspiracy I tell ya. Devious little beings. On the plus side, it's good for the butt muscles. Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down. Ra, Ra, Ra.
Pffrrrt.
Write ten minutes, run through house chasing one ruler breaker to redirect them from what they're doing.
Write ten more minutes, rush through house after another deviant.
Write possibly 30 minutes, run through house saying, "Would you stop it and let me write," as another demon child breaks the same rule after the other and you redirect all to the living room with an order to "go lay down."
Write another ten minutes, stumble after and block original deviant who thinks nitpicking daddy and getting him to growl at you is entirely loads of fun.
Threaten with massive amounts of time out to ALL deviants now regardless of who is and isn't the rule breaker.
Because threats work. Not at all, but you release pent up frustration when you stand up and they all scatter.
It's a conspiracy I tell ya. Devious little beings. On the plus side, it's good for the butt muscles. Stand up, sit down, stand up, sit down. Ra, Ra, Ra.
Pffrrrt.
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