As a writer, you’ll occasionally face criticism. It comes
with the territory. Sometimes it’s in the form of private feedback, whether
from beta readers or commissioning editors, other times it’s a review of your
work published in a newspaper or on a website. Besides the latter’s public
nature, this is no different from people in other professions who regularly have
to deal with performance reviews, be they accountants, salespeople or plumbers.
Raymond Steyn
These reviews can take the form of a formal assessment
(achievement of sales targets, budgets, service standards etc.) or be more
informal in nature (haggling over a bill where the work performed was perceived
to be sub-standard). Sure, the appraisal in the typical workplace is usually
conducted by someone you know (don’t know if that’s worse), but random
strangers can also play a role (think of trucks sporting phone numbers that
invite other road users to comment on the driver’s proficiency, or service
personnel who are rated by anonymous clients in customer satisfaction surveys).
Fact is, writers aren’t special. They get the same crap
flung at them that most people have to deal with in the workplace. Even
stay-at-home mothers occasionally receive unsolicited appraisals of their child-rearing skills (e.g. emotional teenagers declaring ‘you’re the worst mom
in the world’ when family procurement decisions clash with their desire for
improved social status).
Okay, so judging any form of writing (or art) is a subjective
exercise. There’s no sales target to meet. No cost cutting objective to measure.
No turnaround time to record. The question is much simpler, though at the same
time much more complex. Did the reader enjoy the book? Was the reader enriched,
entertained or possibly just sufficiently distracted by the tale that was
presented? To some degree, this will depend on the reader’s personal
experiences, tastes and world views. The feminist will in all likelihood not
relish a boys’ own adventure story; the chauvinist might eschew romance novels,
and the hardcore atheist might steer clear of religion-based fiction (although sometimes
– and that’s the wonderfully unpredictable nature of literature – these ‘rules
of attraction’ don’t hold true). At the end of the day, though, we are all judged. Whatever we do – or attempt to
do - people will have opinions.
If you venture onto Amazon's website, you’ll quickly believe the old
maxim of ‘everyone’s a critic’. The internet has democratized the critiquing
process and given everyone a voice. And in this sea of voices, there are no sacred cows. The Old Man and the Sea, a timeless classic (winner of the Pulitzer
Prize in 1953, cited in the Nobel Prize award) and one of my favorite
Hemingway novels, for example, has 78 (78!!) one star reviews on Amazon,
including this little gem:
“Ernest Hemmingway (sic) should have talked about what life was like in Cuba. Instead we are left to wonder, who is this old man? Why doesn’t he just retire from fishing? What is wrong with this boy’s parents and why do they allow him to spend all of his time with a strange old man? If you would like me to sum up this book very quickly, I could do it easily. You are an old man: The End.”
Ironically, the book is about the nobility of struggle;
about trying to succeed against all odds.
But perhaps the style of old classics could alienate some
modern readers, I hear some of you suggest. Fine. Let’s use a more recent
example, then. What about Atonement
by Ian McEwan, the highly praised novel shortlisted for the 2001 Booker Prize
and named by Time magazine as one of
the all-time 100 greatest novels? Well, despite all the accolades it received, Atonement attracted 88 one star reviews
on Amazon, including this scathing assessment from ‘justsomeguy’:
“…It is so utterly wordy that getting through it feels like you're being sucked back by each phrase like a swamp. Swampy. This book is swampy. I couldn't get through it. It is so over the top in explaining the minute details of things that you forget what the hell the point of it all is. Many times I had to re-read passages to understand what was going on. It's a muddy mess of a book, and I threw it out. "National Bestseller" my left cheek!”
And mean-spirited reviews are by no means restricted to the
armchair critics on Amazon. Many professional reviewers, published in
‘respected’ publications, have stuck their poison pens in the eyeballs of big-name
writers. Take this review of The Girl
with the Dragon Tattoo, for instance, which takes a ‘two birds with one
stone’ approach to vitriol:
"This is easily one of the worst books I’ve ever read. And bear in mind that I’ve read John Grisham."
Truth is, you can’t please all of the people all of the
time. At best, you can hope to please some of the people some of
the time. So, whatever your occupation happens to be, always remember this quote
from a speech President Theodore Roosevelt delivered in 1910.
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming; but who does actually strive to do the deeds; who knows great enthusiasms, the great devotions; who spends himself in a worthy cause; who at the best knows in the end the triumph of high achievement, and who at the worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who neither know victory nor defeat.”
Raymond Steyn
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